The benefits of being a member of the Vampires Club should not be underestimated. If vampires are able to do all the things that are claimed, they are superior beings who have a distinct advantage over ordinary mortals. Here we take a tongue-cheek look at their powers and the benefits they bring.
Excellent night sight
Many vampires are photosensitive which means the light of day can bother them and they need to take extra precautions when they go such as ensuring they wear sunglasses or hats. However, they can also see much better at nighttime.
Increased speed
Vampires are said to have incredible speed and agility.
Increased strength
Without having to do extra exercise or countless trips to the gym, vampires as said to have almost superhuman strength, or at least be much stronger than the rest of us.
Heightened sense of smell
Along with the almost supernatural powers of the vampires club already mentioned, vampires also have an incredibly sensitive sense of smell. It is because of this reason that garlic is often cited as a vampire deterrent. It has such as strong aroma that vampires can not get near your because of it. Although modern vampires will tell you that they also eat garlic!
Better health
While they may not live forever, modern vampires seem to be healthier. They are still subject to illnesses and will still get colds etc. but they tend to recover much more quickly and their wounds also seem to heal more quickly.
Look younger
Vampires Club members tend to look pretty good for their age and are often mistaken for being younger than they really are.
Better sex
One group of vampires are defined as ´sexual vampires´. They obtain life force energies from the intense energy created at the point of orgasm. Unlike others, they are aware of the energy that is created and take full advantage of it.
Suddenly membership to the Vampires Club looks much more appealing with all these benefits. Of course the only way to really find out if any of these are still true for today´s vampires is to find a vampire community and ask them! Trying to find them in a day to day setting might be somewhat of a tall order. However, with the vampires club websites appearing online, it should be much simpler task to find out everything you every wanted to know about vampires but were afraid to ask.
